“It’s not my fault … she started it.” Words familiar to almost any parent. Every child has an instinctive desire to blame others - whether it’s the 4-year old, who’s just knocked his best friend to the ground (“He took my special car.”) or the 14 year…
Light nights, long days, SATS over … It’s been a long half term and we’ve all had enough. HOORAY FOR HALF TERM BREAK! Until, perhaps, 10.30am on Tuesday, when we realise we are the same people with the same arguments / issues - just perhaps in a different / more beautiful location…
I had a text from a mum friend before church, “Have you got crackers – I can’t survive church without them, and we are out.” I didn’t have any, but I totally understood the question. Church with little ones (and particularly under 3s) is hard. Round 1 - getting out the …
I am a Christmas fan. I am also an optimist. When it comes to the glass half full or half empty question, I am just delighted to have made it to the land of grown-ups where I’m trusted with a glass in the first place! However … the Christmas glow, with which I began December, has faded.…
Forget your Blue Peter Christmas coat hanger advent crown, or the arrival of Christmas cups in Costa Coffee! The real sign that the countdown to Christmas has begun is the unveiling of the John Lewis epic advert, the one that all others are measured against. My favourite advert so far this year…
If the ghost of Christmas past visited you, what would he show you? Which moments, which memories, which habits, which catastrophes and which delights would feature? I suspect that a ten second pause is long enough for a torrent of memories to come flooding back, some with out-loud laughter, some wi…
Last September was the first time in four years that I haven’t had a child starting in Reception class – I did, however, go and stand by the door a couple of times!! Four children starting Reception has seen me cover every possible emotion, from tears and trembling to joy, celebration an…
We are in Switzerland. First impressions? We have a few. Cows are disappointingly not purple. In fact, if you were to give me a bovine identity parade I would struggle to pick out the Swiss ones from a home reared Hereford, though the neck bells really are a thing, so audibly they’re instantly…
What links ham that’s been kept hanging in a dank cellar for years, sawdust on pasta and Italy’s second oldest University? Parma. In Italy. I remember a day trip there. City breaks with children feel like juggling with grenades in a crowded space. At any moment there will be an explosion…